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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

What not to wear!


These are a few things I’ve seen worn around my school except for the spandex I just had to throw that one in. Please be considerate to the people who have to see you or be seen in public with you. Because you may be wearing the clothes but these people have to put up with your fashions for the day and it can be very aggravating to see someone dressed so bad and thinking they look good. And be a true friend and let them know they look bad. Once again these are my own opinions and concerns I have heard from other people.



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1.       Do not wear spandex. It is disgusting if you are the one having to see the person wearing spandex and also it is disgusting if you wear it because you will be sweaty and just plain nasty.

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2.       Do not wear horizontal lines. The horizontal lines make you look wider or fatter than what you are.
3.       If you have wool sweaters, [3] throw them out. Wool sweaters have no shape and they shed every time you move.
4.       Boxy shirts, the ones that are too short for your torso, do not even own these. Trust me they do nothing for the shape of your body.
5.       Do not wear a shirt that is brown and orange, even if it is during the fall. I don’t think I’ve ever seen brown and orange together that looked good besides on trees and the Reese’s candy bar. It is a horrible color scheme.
6.       Do not wear jeans that are too big. They make your rear sag.
7.       Do not wear tight jeans and granny panties. You will have panty lines [4] if you do and this is very unattractive.
8.       Do not wear socks that you can see if you are wearing shorts or anything that shows your ankles. I recommend no show socks. Yes they exist!
9.       Do not wear hills with jeans that are too long, where the hill can step on the jeans, or with jeans that are frayed or have no him at the bottom of the leg. If you do, you will look tacky.
10.   Do not wear shirts that show bra straps. Unless you have a way of pinning back the straps so they don’t show. It looks pretty trashy if you are showing off bra straps.
11.   Do not wear shirts that are tight around the neck or are turtlenecks. [5] If I see someone and the neck of their shirt is really high or tight I lose my breath because I can just imagine being in that shirt.
References
1. Gary, M.G. (2010, April 2). What not to Wear. Retrieved from http://www.clumsylove.net/?p=1078
2. BIBLIOGRAPHIC CITATION:
El Borak, . (2009, February 4). El borak's myopia. Retrieved from http://elborak.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html
3. Christmas sweater collection. (2010, September 14). Retrieved from http://www.countryewe.com/category.cfm/95
4. BIBLIOGRAPHIC CITATION:
Ballard, S.J. (2009, June 23). Donna karen panties & shapewear as seen on oprah. Retrieved from http://www.thefashionablehousewife.com/06/2009/donna-karen-panties-shapewear-as-seen-on-oprah/
5.Turtleneck sweaters. (2009). Retrieved from http://www.badfads.com/pages/fashion/turtleneck-sweaters.html

1 comment:

  1. Love the post, be careful with some of your words and don't get carried away. And at some point some people do not have much of a choice but to wear shirts that no longer fit their torso, me. Keep it up.

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